SNOW WHITE & EVIL QUEEN
Once upon a time in faraway land there lived a king and a queen. The
queen wished to have a beautiful daughter who would have a skin as fair as
snow, hair as black as ebony and lips as red as blood. She would name the child
Snow White. Her wish come true, but after the king have child, he want to
married with another queen.
Not long after that the king remarried. But what the king did not know is
that, the new queen is also a witch. She had a magic mirror. Every night...
Young queen : mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror : you, my queen are the fairest one af all
young queen : hahahahahahahaaa...
And the queen grew too.., in evil and size.
Evil queen : mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror : o.. your majesty !! how are you ? i don‟t recognize you
with that curtain you are wearing.
evil queen : it‟s my new cloak.
mirror : ....ok.
evil queen : hmm, what should i do?
mirror : diet and exercise. It should work
evil queen : I meant with Snow White.
mirror : oooo SNOW WHITE. I dont care.
evil queen : arrgghhhhhh.... tomorrow, i must kill Snow White.
Meanwhile, Snow White got lost in the forest and came to a small house.
Snow White : o what a cute house!! I wonder if there is anyone home.
Hello? Hello!!
She felt sleepy and soon fell a sleep in the house.
Dwarf : oh no!! there is someone sleeping in my house!!
It‟s a girl. Is it sleeping beauty
she is sleeping..
i know!! She does smell like onion....
hrgggh!!! This is SHREK!! AAAAAAA....
Snow White : AAAAAAA....
dwarf : who are you??
Snow White : I am Snow White. Who are you??
dwarf : I am dwarf..
After that Snow White and Dwarf stay together in a small house.
MEANWHILE..
Evil queen : mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror : fathest? You! Most definitely you!! Hahahahaaa..
Evil queen : (glarresat mirror)
mirror : what?
Evil queen : fairest!!!
Mirror : oooooo!! Fairest! Sorry, i don‟t quite hear, Snow white.
Evil Queen : No! She is dead
Mirror : No! She is a live in the forest.
The next day, the dwarft go to work and leave Snow White alone on
dwarft house.
Old Hag : Er ... Cake ! Cake !... How would you like to have some ..
“ Koci Cake ”
Snow White : Koci Cake ? What is that ?
Old Hag : Er.... Koci Cake...em ...well it is sort ... well... do you want
it ?
Snow White : Well, if you insist (takes one and begin eating)
Old Hag : Hehehehe
Snow White : What ?
Old Hag : Nothing. Go ahead eat.
Snow White : o ok ok! What a witch! (eats) hmmm.. it tastes funny. Is it
poisoned!
Old Hag : o ok! HAHAHA. Now i am the fairest.
Dwarf come in and sees Snow White on the ground.
Dwarf : oh no! Koci Cake!!! They all rush for the koci cake. Divide it among themselves and begin
eating. Exit Old Hag with confused look to stage right. Enter Prince Charming
form stage left.
Prince Charming : Hello!! What are you doing ??
Dwarf : „Koci Cake‟
Prince Charming : what‟s wrong with her?
Dwarf : O she is a sleep again. She is always sleeping.
Prince Charming : Look, the cake she was eating was poisoned
Dwarf : How do you know that?
Prince Charming : (picks script from the floor) it‟s written in the script
Dwarf : oooooh!!
Prince Charming : How do we wake her up?
Dwarf : Easy ... 1,2,3...
All : SHREK!!!
Snow White wakes up and shock, spitting out the poisoned piece of
“Koci Cake”
Snow White : Oh what happened ? Where am I ? Who are you ?
Prince Charming : I am Prince Charming
Snow White : Oh you saved me! Now I make you my sister!
Prince Charming : What?
Snow White : And we will live happily ever after
Prince Charming : Okay…
~THE END~
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Once upon a time in faraway land there lived a king and a queen. The
queen wished to have a beautiful daughter who would have a skin as fair as
snow, hair as black as ebony and lips as red as blood. She would name the child
Snow White. Her wish come true, but after the king have child, he want to
married with another queen.
Not long after that the king remarried. But what the king did not know is
that, the new queen is also a witch. She had a magic mirror. Every night...
Young queen : mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror : you, my queen are the fairest one af all
young queen : hahahahahahahaaa...
And the queen grew too.., in evil and size.
Evil queen : mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror : o.. your majesty !! how are you ? i don‟t recognize you
with that curtain you are wearing.
evil queen : it‟s my new cloak.
mirror : ....ok.
evil queen : hmm, what should i do?
mirror : diet and exercise. It should work
evil queen : I meant with Snow White.
mirror : oooo SNOW WHITE. I dont care.
evil queen : arrgghhhhhh.... tomorrow, i must kill Snow White.
Meanwhile, Snow White got lost in the forest and came to a small house.
Snow White : o what a cute house!! I wonder if there is anyone home.
Hello? Hello!!
She felt sleepy and soon fell a sleep in the house.
Dwarf : oh no!! there is someone sleeping in my house!!
It‟s a girl. Is it sleeping beauty
she is sleeping..
i know!! She does smell like onion....
hrgggh!!! This is SHREK!! AAAAAAA....
Snow White : AAAAAAA....
dwarf : who are you??
Snow White : I am Snow White. Who are you??
dwarf : I am dwarf..
After that Snow White and Dwarf stay together in a small house.
MEANWHILE..
Evil queen : mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
mirror : fathest? You! Most definitely you!! Hahahahaaa..
Evil queen : (glarresat mirror)
mirror : what?
Evil queen : fairest!!!
Mirror : oooooo!! Fairest! Sorry, i don‟t quite hear, Snow white.
Evil Queen : No! She is dead
Mirror : No! She is a live in the forest.
The next day, the dwarft go to work and leave Snow White alone on
dwarft house.
Old Hag : Er ... Cake ! Cake !... How would you like to have some ..
“ Koci Cake ”
Snow White : Koci Cake ? What is that ?
Old Hag : Er.... Koci Cake...em ...well it is sort ... well... do you want
it ?
Snow White : Well, if you insist (takes one and begin eating)
Old Hag : Hehehehe
Snow White : What ?
Old Hag : Nothing. Go ahead eat.
Snow White : o ok ok! What a witch! (eats) hmmm.. it tastes funny. Is it
poisoned!
Old Hag : o ok! HAHAHA. Now i am the fairest.
Dwarf come in and sees Snow White on the ground.
Dwarf : oh no! Koci Cake!!! They all rush for the koci cake. Divide it among themselves and begin
eating. Exit Old Hag with confused look to stage right. Enter Prince Charming
form stage left.
Prince Charming : Hello!! What are you doing ??
Dwarf : „Koci Cake‟
Prince Charming : what‟s wrong with her?
Dwarf : O she is a sleep again. She is always sleeping.
Prince Charming : Look, the cake she was eating was poisoned
Dwarf : How do you know that?
Prince Charming : (picks script from the floor) it‟s written in the script
Dwarf : oooooh!!
Prince Charming : How do we wake her up?
Dwarf : Easy ... 1,2,3...
All : SHREK!!!
Snow White wakes up and shock, spitting out the poisoned piece of
“Koci Cake”
Snow White : Oh what happened ? Where am I ? Who are you ?
Prince Charming : I am Prince Charming
Snow White : Oh you saved me! Now I make you my sister!
Prince Charming : What?
Snow White : And we will live happily ever after
Prince Charming : Okay…
~THE END~
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